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16  Lolitannia Scans / Maoyuu Maou Yuusha - Oka no Mukou e / Maoyuu Maou Yuusha Chapter 3 on: July 25, 2012, 02:48:20 PM

Whateva~
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Mediafire and direct would be up later when Kuro stops fapping (fucking pervert).

Spoiler for Hiden:
Workers are~
Translator: Me
Proofreader: Felix3D from spacebattles forums
Cleaner/Typesetter: The machine, Stark! Working his ass off nonstop on multiple projects at the same time xD
QCer/Batoto uploader: Tensei! The lazy bum~
17  Lolitannia's Main Gate / Introductory / Re: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii on: July 20, 2012, 07:59:37 PM
Hello. Welcome to this site.
18  Art Gallery / Fan-Fiction / Re: Random ZnT Crack Oneshot on: July 02, 2012, 03:55:53 AM
She stalked through the quiet castle, skipping nimbly from shadow to shadow.

"There's only one person I could trust with this..." the thought drifted through her mind.

Her visit to the school was announced with much fanfare, including an exhibition of the abilities of the student's familiars in the form of a contest. Everyone was happy. Maybe a little too happy... But her Louise didn't show up, did she fail her summon and was sent back to her estate?

Quick questioning of one of the servants earlier has confirmed that yes, Louise summoned a familiar, and that it was her choice not to participate in the contest. There was a blank look and eerie smile on said servant's face...

Her letter to her crush... If it was not retrieved or destroyed, the future alliance with Germania would be in jeopardy if the rebels in Albion ever get their hands on it. The Germanian king was unstable enough at it is... Asking for her hand of all people, he was as old as her father would be.

Approaching the door to her Louise, she became aware of a chant that was vibrating throughout the hallway, originating from her destination.

Oh how regretable to send her to such danger, but she was the most trustworthy of her supporters. Sending her right into the middle of a war zone... But all skeletons in the closet must be cleaned out before the marriage.

"Come in, Princess Henrietta."

"Wait... How did she know I was here?" she thought to herself as she reached for the doorknob, "Was she watching the corridor with her familiar's eyes?"

"No." The voice that echoed in her mind was strangely chilling.

She grabbed the doorknob, turned it quickly, and opened the door. Quickly entering the room, she shut the door behind her.

Standing before her was Louise and... Her familiar?

The bipedal purple creature raised it's arms as if for an embrace, and approached her. The eyes of it gleaming red with the reflection of the moon.

She grabbed the doorknob and frantically tried to turn it, but it wouldn't budge...

"I love you..."



He was alone... So very alone. The ball had been a trap! The demonic entity has managed to ensnare all the other nobles in Tristian. By a stroke of luck, he had escape. Oh the irony, he wasn't even loyal to the crown... To make matter worst, the reason why he managed to escape at all was because nature called! Instead of fighting his way out like a proper noble, he slunk his way out with his pants down at the first feeling of chills down his spine.

Calling his familiar, he frantically fly towards the border to Albion at speed after jumping on. They had to be warned. Killing off all the loyalists would not be beneficial at this point, every soul would be needed to combat this... Evil! The Prince of Wales could be persuaded to free Tristian of it's influence, especially with Princess Henrietta at stake.

As he approached the border, his mount cried out pitifully in exhaustion and started slowing down. He yielded to the instincts of his beast and steered it towards a stream where it would drink its fill. Slowly, he would have to force it to drink slowly, else it would cause even more trouble by getting sick.

When he was just about done with the watering, the hackle feathers of his griffin started rising. With a rising sense of fear in heart he spun around.

Mr. Face, meet Mr. Hand, Mr. Hand, meet Mr. Face.

An iron grip like steel, with a face that use to match it, but no longer. Karin the Heavy Wind stood before him, with her hand grasping his face with unrelenting power. Crushing his face until he dropped his wand out of pain.

"Why are you running away? After all, we're a happy family..."
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In groups and one at a time. The human race fell. After all, everyone is one big happy family, and as such, belong together! No outliers would be tolerated. Sharing a hive mind, learning was made unnecessary, and everybody was joyful. Singing in chorus instead of chanting...

~I love you~You love me~We're a happy family~With a great big hug and kiss from me to you~Won't you say you love me too~
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"The situation outside of our borders have deteriorated enough, commence Operation Ragnarok."

The command was given, the mass obeyed. The barriers were erected, the two by four plank was unleashed.

"I hate you. You hate me. Let's gang up and kill Barney. With a two by four and hit him to the floor. No more purple dinosaur."


And thus, this tale of Barney ends. There will be no survivors from those that follow him. Be warned.
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Death of Barney: Complete
Death of the human race: Complete
19  Lolitannia Scans / Stellar Theater / Stellar Theatre Chapter 6 on: July 01, 2012, 01:57:54 AM

"Happy Canada Day, we celebrate with a release"
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Derp, 6 chapters, 6 translators... Let the trend continue
Direct downloads will be up later, when Kuro's awake



20  Art Gallery / Fan-Fiction / Re: Random ZnT Crack Oneshot on: June 30, 2012, 10:31:54 PM
"Something isn't right," Fouquet thought to herself as she briskly walked towards her room, "Young mages should not be walking around blank eyed and humming like zombies."

Since the summoning ritual, the students have been acting strangely. It was as if a hive overmind has taken over, they respond, but with a happy creepy cheery tone instead of how they were before.

She'll need to investigate, then report back to her boss. Then again, she could just make off with the Staff of Destruction now and no one would notice, seeing that they're all up in a cloud somewhere.

Her door was slightly ajar.

She was sure that she closed it when she left for Osmond's office earlier in the morning...

Someone broke into her room? But her spells should have at least alarmed her when it happened!

Her body moved towards to door on its own...

"What's going on?" Fouquet screamed outloud, but the students gave the thief eerie looking smiles as she entered her own room, ignoring her outburst.

Within it, she saw the purple bipedal standing before the window, the moonlight blocking out its features shining in from behind.

She could make out the grin, as if it was a permanent fixture, but little else was seen.

The creature held out its hands, as if to invite a hug.

Screaming all the way, she walked towards it... And as she walked, the strange rhyme echoed in her mind...

"I love you..."
21  Art Gallery / Fan-Fiction / Re: Random ZnT Crack Oneshot on: June 30, 2012, 08:15:27 PM
"No..." he said as he scrambled backwards, "Stay away from me!"

"I love you..."

His specialty, golems. It should have been easy so crush that abomination into the ground...

"You love me..."

"That's a lie! I don't love you!"

The horror, the reality of the situation is truly being shown to him. This creature whatever it was, was indoctrinating all those around him. The thing's mind was rallying the chorus of the rhyme that was echoing the courtyard with the other students joining in...

'Oh why was I immune? Why was I the only one that realize what was happening? Why didn't I run away?' The victim pondered to himself, 'That's right, because I! Guiche de Gramont will not stand by as 'that creature' enslave all the beauties that are mine!'

"We're a happy family..."

"I am a human! My family are humans! Not a demon like you!"

His golems, they were skipping around. Under the control of the fiendish creature... Each one that he summoned taken away until his rose has no more pedals. The abomination continued its advance towards him.

"With a great big hug..."

"Let me go you devil!" Guiche screamed as he looked into the creatures mouth, a face as dark as the night staring back at him, with a wide grin within the fake exterior grin.

"And a kiss from me to you..."

The face within the face approached his face.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...."

"Won't you say you love me too..."

"Yes, I love you Barney."
22  Art Gallery / Fan-Fiction / Random ZnT Crack Oneshot on: June 29, 2012, 03:45:40 AM
"My servant that existed somewhere in this vast universe..."

This was the last hope for her... To prove her worth... To prove that she was a mage at all..

"My divine, beautiful, wise, powerful servant..."

To prove that she wasn't a zero...

"Heed my call..."

Just exactly what could go wrong with it?

"I wish from very bottom of my heart..."

After all, the spell was a ritual, and not elementally aligned like the other spells that blew up on her...

"And add to my guidance and appear!"

Boom!

The explosion blew her backwards, and thus she despaired...

But then foreign music waved throughout the site, although those gathered couldn't understand what was being sung, the meaning was clear as it was forced into their minds...

"I love you, you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too."

"Telepathic abilities!" She thought to herself, "It must be a strong familiar!"

As the dust started clearing from the center of the explosion, the gathered could see that the creature within it was bipedal and purple...

Then it made its presence known, broadcasting into the minds of those that surround it...

"Hey kids!"
23  Lolitannia's Main Gate / Announcement / Re: New Japanese Law For Illegal Download on: June 28, 2012, 07:49:25 PM
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Naturalization

Foreigners, who have resided in Japan for at least five consecutive years (less if married to a Japanese national), have shown good conduct, have never plotted against the Japanese government, have sufficient assets or ability to make an independent living and are willing to renounce any other citizenship held, can be granted Japanese citizenship.
I'm sorry kage, but this made me laugh...

24  Lolitannia's Main Gate / Announcement / Re: New Japanese Law For Illegal Download on: June 28, 2012, 03:32:10 AM
Japan accepts no immigrants.
25  Lolitannia Scans / Stellar Theater / Re: Stellar Theatre Chapter 5 on: May 29, 2012, 07:29:34 PM
I'll shoot down the traditional excuse right now, it's in simplified >__>
26  Lolitannia Scans / LB! 4koma / Re: Little Busters! the 4-koma Chapter 42 on: March 25, 2012, 12:00:15 AM
^ What wrathie said.
27  Lolitannia Scans / LB! 4koma / Re: Little Busters! the 4-koma Chapter 42 on: March 24, 2012, 01:04:17 AM
Kuro, you fail. Label the chapter properly in the online reader >_>
28  Lolitannia Scans / Chitose Get You!! / Re: Chitose Get You!! Chapter 06 on: March 17, 2012, 05:52:22 PM
That is a normal trap hole, it wouldn't be able to stop the special summon of blue eyes ultimate dragon =/
29  Lolitannia's Main Gate / Announcement / Stellar Theatre Chapter 4 on: March 13, 2012, 03:24:32 AM
It's version 2ed now Go here
30  Anime/Manga Discussion / Manga Discussion / Re: Stray Little Devil on: March 10, 2012, 05:33:43 PM
It's already in English, and I've had it as a favourite manga on MAL for quite some time already.
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