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Title: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on June 20, 2011, 02:40:55 PM
Bring about the destruction and/or failure to the above poster. Mallets, chainsaws and deathrays are all welcome here.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Mangaexpert on June 20, 2011, 11:25:59 PM
50 M119s and 100 M320s along with 2 Trident D-5s come and vanish you


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on June 21, 2011, 12:19:02 AM
A water gun, shot at the above person. :3


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on June 21, 2011, 12:34:06 AM
i.w.i.n. button - the ultimate cheat code.  Generally results in your opponent's loss, aka defeat.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on June 21, 2011, 01:09:48 AM
i.c.a.n.t.l.o.s.e. button. Similar to the i.w.i.n. button, but makes it literally impossible to lose. When confronted with the i.w.i.n. button, the match becomes a stalemate.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Nero_BlackFire on June 21, 2011, 02:26:12 AM
I take your lolis


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Spastic on June 21, 2011, 02:38:28 AM
Mikuru Beam! lol :D


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kuro vi Lolitannia on June 21, 2011, 09:25:38 AM
=GENDER CHANGING BEAM=
Now you became a cute loli.

RAPE.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on June 21, 2011, 02:51:55 PM
The FBI; You are under arrest, sir.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Nero_BlackFire on June 21, 2011, 04:34:19 PM
I take your osu!


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on June 21, 2011, 06:11:10 PM
A negative score is horrible isn't it?  But okay!  And then I'll have a seal club you over the head while you're crying.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on June 23, 2011, 08:41:25 PM
I beat you with a broom :)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on June 23, 2011, 08:46:32 PM
I retaliate with...

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/Drumstick.gif)

...A fried drumstick.
+2 attack
-5 def.  
Special ability (activated): Perfect decoy for 7 seconds when combined with Sir Robin's courage.
Special ability (activated): For 3 seconds, its distraction abilities rival a disco ball's when used as a weapon.  
Special ability (passive): Tastes like chicken.

First strike!


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Nero_BlackFire on June 23, 2011, 09:59:44 PM
masser af latter, er du gal, engelsk korrekturlęser

problem


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on June 24, 2011, 12:05:27 AM
 :crow:  


(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/MoogleTranslate.jpg) (http://translate.google.com/#auto|en|masser%20af%20latter%2C%20er%20du%20gal%2C%20engelsk%20korrekturlęser)


 :lulz:


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on June 24, 2011, 12:48:58 AM
I beat you with words. :D


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Mangaexpert on June 25, 2011, 01:29:06 AM
I fire a Lolis on you and slit your throat while they distract you


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on June 25, 2011, 02:01:57 AM
That was sooo mean, I have Flandre obliterate you.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on June 25, 2011, 05:16:02 AM
One-half a turn to loosen Flandre's bolt, and I run and watch as Flandre goes nuts near you.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on June 25, 2011, 04:43:35 PM
Flandre doesn't hurt me =w=

I have Remilia help out with Flandre this time. Have fun. :P


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Nero_BlackFire on June 25, 2011, 09:27:39 PM
I take electricity from your home.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on June 25, 2011, 10:19:59 PM
I gNuke your house.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on June 27, 2011, 06:31:55 PM
I have seen awesome and it wasn't a nuke.  It was...

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/PirateWhale.png)


...a mini pirate whale.  With a pipe.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on June 28, 2011, 01:23:55 AM
My power level is OVER 9000!!!1!!!1!!!!11!


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on June 28, 2011, 03:51:33 AM
NOONE CAN DEFEAT ME

(http://images5.cpcache.com/product/wow-world+of+warcraft-warcraft/80859455v16_225x225_Front.jpg)

I has teh bigg'uns nao


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Mangaexpert on June 28, 2011, 04:14:32 PM
Pen is always mightier than the wsword
(http://www.cagle.com/news/PenSword/images/lalo.gif)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Nero_BlackFire on June 28, 2011, 05:20:36 PM
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4Gjbrg8aO--qPPSrVKx-EW5JPamQ6qki-1yz5k8KseZas6x87)

problem?


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on June 28, 2011, 09:30:31 PM
That wasn't a nuke.  Here's a closeup of what really happened.

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/36-37.jpg)

Incidentally, that's Nero underneath the shoe.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on June 28, 2011, 11:24:58 PM
Oh! Oh! I know this one!
"Me next!"
(http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/EX-Welcome.jpeg)

But secretly, I has a tac in me so I'm garunteed a win with this one!


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on June 29, 2011, 01:36:04 AM
Not bad.  Under normal circumstances, that would have been dangerous.  But not this time.

The first thing the visitor is going to see is:

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/Seal.jpg)

I nailed it to the door earlier.  Only the truly stupid or crazy are going to trespass now.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on June 29, 2011, 02:07:10 AM
Haha! But you seem to know nothing of the tenaciousness of stuipd ppl!
I ATTACK WITH THE INTERNET!

(http://netwrok.us/stuff/dont-worry-sir-im-from-the-internet.jpg)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Nero_BlackFire on June 29, 2011, 09:56:25 AM
That's the ultimate atk. but you see. I'll do an

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTdWe-32t71t4E9Jo4dUGEIiENto6KFrdzcj1vo6vcuDWLhfvgMUA)

and beat you in the dream

problem?


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on June 29, 2011, 07:06:56 PM
I get hungry at night so...

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/1260857921665Smaller.jpg)

...oh yeah, get rid of the nugget jumpsuit if you make it out.

As a sidenote, I didn't make that pic.  Downright nifty though, huh?


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on June 29, 2011, 09:54:50 PM
...tehe

(http://win.ru/photos/71/7471.jpg)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on June 29, 2011, 10:26:05 PM
Have fun :D
(http://danielmcormond.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tanks.jpg)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Mangaexpert on July 01, 2011, 04:09:03 AM
You know what they say
(http://www.duckshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ie-original-troll.jpeg)
A troll is worth a negative thousand anything


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on July 02, 2011, 10:49:59 PM
Secret Weapon:
(http://seemslegit.com/_images/227a7a234c605bcb655b787cddf780ee/2359%20-%20army%20face%20loli%20new.jpg)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on July 02, 2011, 11:08:27 PM
Oh SHI- We lost, there is nothing that can go against that!!!!!!

Wait, this just in, SEND IN THE LOLICONS!


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kuro vi Lolitannia on July 03, 2011, 01:50:12 AM
Secret Weapon:
(http://seemslegit.com/_images/227a7a234c605bcb655b787cddf780ee/2359%20-%20army%20face%20loli%20new.jpg)

I SURRENDER

EDIT : wait... I have the loli Fuhrer!!

(http://i.min.us/ibro04.png)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on July 03, 2011, 02:38:55 AM
We still have the lolicons to combat this force. RAEP!!!


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on July 03, 2011, 04:13:16 AM
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/tsukasa.gif)

Not after the loli captain finishes entering in the launch codes....


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on July 03, 2011, 04:31:53 AM
NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO... I admit defeat to the cuteness of Tsukasa messing with her phone. XD


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on July 03, 2011, 01:12:55 PM
:D oooo, bad choice.  The following heroes have been plunde...saved from your library as spoils of war.  Without even a shred of scrap to remember them by, you forget that they've existed  :lulz:

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/th_31cc4184-81ba-11e0-9dd0-000e2ef06a9e.png) (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/31cc4184-81ba-11e0-9dd0-000e2ef06a9e.png)  (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/th_16236197.jpg) (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/16236197.jpg)  (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/th_328423-1CJ6GMS.jpg) (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/328423-1CJ6GMS.jpg)



Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Nero_BlackFire on July 03, 2011, 02:51:25 PM
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQT8K6Sz5MVhgHdGaJgy72p9y8-I5BNRPKYFkinPK-GYFQGs0aFdA)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on July 03, 2011, 04:10:14 PM
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/th_10834.jpg) (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/10834.jpg)
Objection!

Presented as evidence is a magical girl:
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/th_Moetan08.png) (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/Moetan08.png)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on July 06, 2011, 05:44:46 AM
ppl, this is so fawked up!
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/156/0/4/Loli_Gun_Platform_by_sachsen.jpg)
tehe


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on July 06, 2011, 02:26:57 PM
(http://img1.lln.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/10092008/b/b/2/9/bb29ebb75391d0_full.jpg)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on July 06, 2011, 09:46:12 PM
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/Disagree-1.jpg)  


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on July 13, 2011, 06:48:17 AM
I has response:

(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/halolz-dot-com-counterstrikesource-fireinthehole.jpg)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on July 13, 2011, 07:18:41 AM
Ha! You idiot! Those are FlashBangs, they can't possibly ki-- OW MY EYES!


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on July 13, 2011, 09:57:54 AM
And then:

(http://www.longwood.edu/staff/hardinds/Blitzkrieg.gif)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on July 13, 2011, 08:29:39 PM
Y'know, since not everyone knows about cabbits, I'll play my second trump card:

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/Flandre.png)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on July 15, 2011, 12:56:21 AM
Cower in fear of her!!!
(http://i55.tinypic.com/15md55u.png)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on July 15, 2011, 09:44:16 AM
BWAHAHAAA!!!!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_D-smAhECW9I/THus_LaEr0I/AAAAAAAAD9U/1KWV0rGvziM/s1600/f+bomb.jpg)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on July 15, 2011, 08:48:54 PM
Iusetheannoyingnessofnotusinganyspacestodefeatyou.Iwinnow:D


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on July 15, 2011, 09:08:26 PM
As one of the proofreaders, I fix your post :D

Now it has spaces  :ahaha:


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kuro vi Lolitannia on July 15, 2011, 10:59:02 PM
As Quality Checker, I deleted the spaces again. I WIN.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on July 15, 2011, 11:17:47 PM
 :surprised:  As a noble reader,  I complain about the poor grammar!  


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kuro vi Lolitannia on July 15, 2011, 11:45:12 PM
As a scanlator, I can just yawn and say : "I don't care" :h-awsum:


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on July 16, 2011, 01:31:12 AM
 :shout: then as an angry reader, I slap you with a massive trout.  Then I demand that you get off your lazy ass and hire a proofreader.

Afterwards, I slap you with the trout again.


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kethsar on July 16, 2011, 03:35:42 AM
As the second most active on the forum, and loyal reader, I Tell everyone I know, and then some, never to come to the site. Having been so active, they would trust me. That defeats a good portion of future visitors. :3


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on July 16, 2011, 08:19:38 AM
I use powers of internet to not pay attention to what was read! bwahaha!


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kuro vi Lolitannia on July 16, 2011, 09:45:46 AM
I use the power of scanlator to change the link into depositfile and make people pay to read it online.

In b4, RAGE


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: TamaSaga on July 16, 2011, 12:12:09 PM
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/VortexRider88/Objection.jpg)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: fod on August 07, 2011, 01:38:09 AM
WELL, I send this!:
(http://scifihumor.com/wp-content/gallery/submissions-accepted/09172010-tank-drive-me-closer-so-i-can-use-my-sword.jpg)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: Kageryuu on August 07, 2011, 06:19:08 AM
Lol, didn't expect Commissar Fuklaw... :lulz:

(http://i56.tinypic.com/nozk2c.jpg)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: alex on November 17, 2013, 03:50:00 PM
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120309212554/yugioh/pt/images/6/6f/Negate_Attack.png)

anoyingly getting some fights started after a lot of time has passed...
(http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/7562719f3c575b0e98a0c0ee6b71f4ac1227405150_full.jpg)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: iEat_Loli on November 22, 2013, 09:41:42 PM
then with the power of moderator I'll change alex's post to make it that war never declared again


but sadly I didn't have that power :cry2:


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: alex on December 05, 2013, 05:41:45 PM
So...it goes on? :???:


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: iEat_Loli on December 06, 2013, 01:51:51 AM
if you had power to counter my moderator power i think it will go on your way


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: alex on December 06, 2013, 12:18:30 PM
Here it is
(http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/All+Black+people+have+gone+to+jail+_10de710399e409d600f5375d8d47c656.jpg)


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: iEat_Loli on December 06, 2013, 10:57:03 PM
you think you can defeat moderator power with it ? :ahaha:
there was more stronger power out there, go train~ lol


Title: Re: Defeat the above poster
Post by: alex on December 07, 2013, 11:30:10 AM
actually, an objection is a good way to distract your oponents...
(http://static4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121216223909/swordartonline/images/9/92/Kirito_using_Heathcliff_ID.png)
System login... ID: Heathcliff
eheh :smoke2: