Lolitannia The Holy Loli Kingdom

I was actually surprised that there's no " Connect the Story" like game here  :sweat:

Imma start now:

Lying flat on the ground, I opened my eyes in shock to see that...

...the lower half of my body had been replaced by a shark.

Meanwhile, a confused shark runs about the streets outside, causing chaos and mayhem until he is confronted by.....

A team of loli Mahou Shoujo's. They start to chant a spell, when suddenly...

They get choked by magical burritos. While gasping for breath...

Kuro arrives just in time to save them but when he turns around...

...he sees a giant pink burning rabbit promoting it's newest eroge. Meanwhile...

I decide to attempt to explore the ocean world as a shark would. The shark seems to be okay on land, so I should be able to breathe underwater but...

...Kuro comes with his new eroge and turn the shark into a loli then...

He rapes the loli like the perverted lolicon he is. But before he can do this...

He notices a harpoon coming towards him, in an attempt to escape he...

died and sent to his Kingdom. But then a loli necromancer came and...

Spat on Kuro's dead body, as he had defiled some of the lolis she had resurrected before, and then resurrects him, thinking...

//I'm just ruthless towards Kuro, aren't I? xD

...that even though Kuro is a perverted man, an emperor is still an emperor. After resurrected now Kuro must drink a drip of the loli necromancer's blood. Meanwhile...

The shark with legs was still on the loose. With the loli mahou shoujo unable to do anything, the shark was...

Closing in on Kuro with intention to use his new body parts on him, but...

It was hit by a car as it ran across the street, and was sent flying farther into the city, away from it's natural habitat. That's when...

Kuro decided to eat the saliva-filled burrito that fell off on one of the dead loli mahou shoujo but before he could do that...

The loli necromancer made him sit still. She then resurrected the dead loli mahou shoujo, thinking...

...that her new pet (Kuro) would look FABULOUS with cat ears...

...Kuro suddenly turn into a loli himself and the necromancer...

//Wait, I thought I already turned the shark into loli

Fits a pair of cat ears on him. Thinking it was good, she observed her surroundings and...

//I thought you meant the person who had the lower half as a shark.

Saw the man with his lower body being a sharks'. Thinking that he would make a good pet, she...

...order Kuro to turn that guy into loli as well, and the loli Kuro...

Failed the spell and turned the half shark man into a half squid man, in anger the loli necromancer...

...rape the Loli Kuro and then...

//this story turns weird after I arrive in this thread.

Powers up after receiving Kuro's stuff. After finding out, she made Kuro...

//Not weird, just perverted  :ahaha:

...wear a maid outfit and bring her some tea and a baseball club, because...

// By J.C. Staff, a 48 episode magical girl anime about Lolitannia's molesting children. http://en.shindanmaker.com/214326

She plans on making Kuro stick that club up his ass while she enjoys a warm cup of tea, but before that could happen...

//A 48 episode anime featuring a different girl each ep. being molested by Lolitannia staff (Mostly Kuro)? Seems legit.

...there is an earthquake made by a...

...man who's name and body is covered in numbers because he...

//I got "By Bones, a 500 episode yuri anime about Kuro vi Lolitannia's porn collection. "

...lost a mahjong game. The loli necromancer doesn't look happy at all...

//As expected of the Emperor's loli stash~

Consumed by her anger, she commanded Kuro and the Mahou Shoujo to cook the half squid man. Then...

They all did a tribal dance to a magical fire that works underwater and the half squid man tried to sneak away but was caught by...

a traffic jam, so he take a side way but...

He was confronted by the Shark man who had eaten the other loli mahou shoujo, gaining their powers. After a very disturbing transformation scene...

The squid man got a heart attack and started to breathe heavily until...

...the L-Virus that turned everything into loli spread and then...

Unable to resist, BrokenSalvation went on "Loli loli hunter" mode and started lolinapping everywhere. Meanwhile...

All people contaminated with L-Virus start to bite everyone else and turn them into loli as well which reminds me...

That its already time for dinner. After waving goodbye to the necromancer, he...

...got stabbed 21 times (http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa403/9rin/26342.png) by Mahou Shoujo Sharkman -chan which triggered a dramatic cutscene showing...

Blood splatting everywhere with some f**ked up panty shots. Meanwhile...

BrokenSalvation found two unbitten loli twins and then...

uni_at_lastation appears and transform into Iris Heart with whip in hand and....

Another whip in hand. Dumbfounded by the dual-wielding, uni_at_lastation...

Starts whiping the sh*t out of Brokensalvation while laughing like a sadist and.........

Alex wakes up from a long cryogenic sleep, and the first thing he sees is BrokenSalvation receiving deadly blows, trying to pass by unnoticed he...

falls into a pitfall trap set up by Iris Heart and in his despair he...

tries to dig a hole with a spoon he found. Meanwhile Iris Heart notices him and...

manipulates him to dig towards an underground lava lake with creepers
In ignorant bliss, Alex...

digs for some hours but the spoon broke. He decided to ask Iris Heart for another one when he saw a really big wooden sword. It was...

Mahou Shoujo Sharkman-chan who returned to claim Alex's head and lolis and he got backup from...

The Ginosaji who was not impressed at Alex breaking a spoon. Feeling the dreadful atmosphere, Alex...

plead Iris Heart to spare him even licking her toes and swear eternal servitude towards her, however......

Alex suddenly awakens to his inner masochist and goes super saiyan with masochist powers!! :saiyan:
He then...

turn to received a kick in the face by Iris Heart while getting whipped everywhere and then...

Goddess Madoka, who showed up to save Alex, walks away and pretends she didn't see anything.
However...

Homura arrives to use her time stop ability to steal Madoka's panty and then.....

Kyubey pops up and asks Alex to make a contract with him and become a mahou shoujo! ／人 ◕‿‿ ◕ 人＼ Alex...

Now also turns to a heroic spirit. Together with his masochistic powers, he prepares for his reality marble, saying a chant that goes like this...

"pipiru piru piru pipiru pi~" which turns all dead lolis back to life, however.....

P.S For those who don't know what is this chant Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi, here :

A giant T-rex shows up from a crack in the space-time continuous, with a strange hunger for loli blood. Seing this Alex uses his new found superpowers and pushes the T-rex back to it's own time, but Alex gets trapped there to in the process. Seing this Iris Heart...

sits on her throne holding a glass of wine like a boss she is, and then....

the necromanser invoked the spirit of the fallen angel. In her usual rage she...

accidentally breaks the space-time-continuum, sending alex and the T-Rex back to the current timeline. Iris Heart is really pleased to see her pets are back, so...

decides to entertain herself with them, when she is suddenly interrupted by a masked vigilante mounting a stegosaurus and wielding a spear who came to challenge alex and the T-rex to a duel.
Faced with this new adversary, Alex...

drops down from the T-rex while conjuring some stellar magic he picked up from seeing the meteors first hand. Sudenlly a big ass meteor crushes the vigilante's stegosaurus, along with vigilante himself. He then dedicates his victory to Iris Heart, who then...

felt that alex's victory not satisfying and instead, Iris Heart banish alex into the negative world full of nothingness and she reverts back to uni_at_lastation and leaves everything to Kuro to handle it while she goes on a vacation on R-18 island full of nude girls/lolis, and then....

the masked vigilante(y0k41), fueled by a jealous rage to visit the R-18 island, crawls out of the smoldering meteor debris and attempts to hijack an airliner, when...

a beam from the sky hits yk041's airliner causing it to explode and then.....

iEat_Loli that has been returned from hunting seen this and shot lyrical beam to the exploded airplane to make sure y0k41 is finished but . . .

uni_at_lastation jumps up and kick the lyrical beam back towards iEat_Loli with such godly strength that iEat_Loli could not dodge at such godly speed which send him flying towards the negative zone of nothingness to join alex there for eternity, and then............

suddenly Kud stands next to Iris Heart with puppy dog eyes and asks why she's being so mean...

"HA HA HA it will not working for you to trow me into the nothingness because I'AM THE EMBODIMENT OF NOTHINGNESS" iEat_Loli with ease back to the real world but . . .

note : well i fuse this with one of my fiction  :kyaha:

Alex saw that he had too much evil for the world to exist at peace, so he used most of his energy to destroy iEat_loli's very existence, eleminating him at a subatomic level. However there was still an open rift in the space time continuous so, once again, Alex sacrifices his own safety and passes through it with his T-rex, into an unknown era. After that...

uni_at_lastation shrugs and brings Kud to R-18 island for some R and R, and then.....

The masked vigilante appears! And holding an apple for some reason. Seing this...

Y0k41, parachuting down from the airliner explosion, collides with the new masked vigilante and steals the apple in hopes of creating the loli elixir.
This knocks off his mask and reveals him to be...

iEat_Loli that on a undercover,while y0k41 still on unbalance stance from colliding,the apple is successfully knocked from y0k41 and now on iEat_Loli's hand but

The loli defence brigade appears with snipers set all over the island. Turns out this was all part of an enormous operation to bring iEat_loli to justice for hundreads of crimes against lolis. After this revelation...

uni_at_lastation gives orders to shoot y0k41 and iEat_Loli and present Kud to Kuro the emperor, and then.........

alex's dark twin is revealed. He chose to appear while Alex is still traped in another era, so he doesn't have any limits on his evilness. While conjuring a dark energy ball...

Goku, feeling competitive, begins to conjure up a spirit bomb.
3 episodes later, as the bomb finally nears completion....

a wild Ampharos appears and uses Thunder Wave. Goku is paralyzed and can't move! (so basically, 3 episodes have been wasted) Meanwhile, Mahou SHoujo Sharkmanchan...

is feeling depressed for not appearing for a while, so it eats the dark energy ball. This originated an high level atomic reaction causing sharkmanchan to...

gaining incredible power, but that power is just too much to handle so . . .


note : btw why did uni aim for y0k41 :???: i don't get it

Sharkman-chan divides into two different mahou shoujos! Meanwhile y0k41 curls up into a ball and cries pitifully for his life, so the snipers....

note: because I'm apparently just another punching bag.... :cry:

who have all witnessed such strange events, freak out and take of running for their lifes! On the other end, y0k41 ears a familiar voice telling him Sharmanchan weakness. It is...

note: I don't know if that's the reason. I mean I don't think she hates us. Maybe it's her way of showing she cares.

alex himself so y0k41 dash out and throws alex at shar chan which causes a chain reaction that makes it explode into a mushroom cloud explosion which almost annihilate y0k41 but he grabs iEat_Loli and makes him into a meat shield while covering all the lolis that were caught in the crossfire and then...........

after the blastwave and all the debris caused by the explosion setteld down one of the lolis saw a fragment of sharkmanchan sitting next to what used to be iEat_loli. Meanwhile...

note: Hey uni_at_lastation, I think you meant alex's evil twin cause alex is still trapped in the "who knows when" era

uni_at_lastation finally decides to settle down and relax and leave everything to y0k41 and kuro the emperor to settle everything and goes off on another relaxing journey where all this chaotic events never happen, and then.......

half dead iEat_Loli is saved by his loli that gave him phoenix's tear ,the wound is fully recovered but iEat_Loli still fainted .Seeking for revenge to whoever dare to use iEat_Loli as meat-shield ,she dashing where many presence is spotted

by one of the snipers trying to get away. He doens't give her any troubles though, for he is right in the middle of the danferous mine-turtle's mine field. Suddenly one of the mine turtles goes "Hello" and...

plays with the many nearby lolis. Y0k41, suddenly remembering that this place is filled with lolis, prances happily towards them when...

he steps on the mine turtle and explodes and then....

a chain reaction causes all of the remaining mine-turtles to explode too. Amazingly, both y0k41 and the sniper manage to get out of there alive. Meanwhile...

uni_at_lastation was enjoying her vacation at R-18 island and saw a beautiful explosion cause by the min turtles and smile like a yandere would and continue drinking her cocktail in peace and then....

she sees a flying mine turtle. Wondering how that one didn't explode she watches it's flight path. It landed in...

uni_at_lastation's boobs, she pick it up and throw it into negative zone of nothingness and then....

went back to enjoying her vacation. Meanwhile, y0k41...

landed on top of something soft and moe. Looking down, he thought it was a loli but it was really...

a pit filled with cotton candy. Suddenly, a cotton candy loving tentacle monster shows up and sees the cotton candy covered y0k41...

and begin tentacle raping y0k41 in the most weird way that makes you think that y0k41 is a girl being violated no matter how you see y0k41 in real life (which I didn't so I dunno lol) and then....

...a nearby loli witness awakened to the wonders of BL. Armed with her fujoshi knowledge, she sets of on a quest to.....

find and throw alex to the pit together with y0k41

so she takes handcuffs, some duct tape and rope with her and asks the tentacle monster for direction

Thing is, alex is still in another era, so in order to bring him back to the current timeline she will need lots and lots of energy. And that energy can be found...

by collecting positive energy .The positive energy can be farmed a lot from R-18 island .That aside the tentacle monster still "hungry" and ...

tosses y0k41 aside like a used gum wrapper and crawls out of the pit, towards the lolis and... :ohshi..:

A lyrical lasers being shot out of the blue sky striking y0k41 like a raindrops causing tremendeous holes on the ground ,but from the holes ...

Appeared a bunch of loli angels! They came to protect the lolis but they also felt sorry for y0k41, so they gave him a pair of wings. Now able to fly, y0k41...

was immediately shot down by uni_at_lastation who thinks y0k41 is a duck while she was on a duck hunt, feeling sorry for shooting him down, uni_at_lastation gives y0k41 a hug so blissful that every man wants and then......

y0k41's body start to giving out smoke after hugged by the "deadly hug" from uni

causing his brain to short-circuit and seeks the nearest loli for recovery, turning him into a lolicon zombie... :ohshi..:

br....paaantsu....

then he got hit in the head by a falling cupcake and he returned to normal. Meanwhile...

iEat_Loli woke up from his faint and recollecting info around and spotted cupcake-head y0k41 and goes hiding stalking

...uni_at_lastation, who notices him right away. After having some fun making iEat_loli confused with a lot of turns she...

puts him into the artillery on R-18 Island while telling him "Don't worry. You'll be fine. Probably. *shrugs*"

...just as R-18 island began it's joint military exercises with the neighboring Principality of Ecchi.
Soon after, iEat_loli is launched from the artillery straight into...

a jail-like place where the guard is all loli to be interogated ."Hhe,this will be fun and easy" smirking then start planning escaping route with most casualtylolialty .

What he didn't know is that the place he landed is in fact a top secret torturing facility and everyone there can inflict the most horrible things imaginable! A group of master interrogators spoted iEat_loli who then...

tries to escape by digging a hole together with cotton-candy-loving-tentacle-monster-kun who, for some reason, is there too

after some time digging they found it useless because the soil is so hard almost like a concrete .Then iEat_Loli decide to sneak around to search another escape route but he bumped with

note : idk what i must do with cotton-candy-loving-tentacle-monster-kun so just say it keep digging xD

a psycothic enraged creepy old men! Feeling threatened iEat_loli runs back to cotton-candy-loving-tentacle-monster-kun who...

surrounded by fully armed Loli-Skill .Suddenly he remembered an wicked skill that is very very effective against girls .iEat_Loli then jump and start to touch any part that he can then he yell "Dress Break !!" and their naked body is shown and causing ....

the creepy old man's clothes to disappear as well. Blushing, the creepy old man takes this is a marriage proposal and throws a wedding dress onto IEat_Loli and they ride off into the sunset on his noble steed. And they lived happily ever after

However, suddenly the unexpected happened and...

alex and his T-rex returned to the current time line! However they were covered in scars. Turns out they were trapped in...

the negative zone of nothingness for a while and just as they were about to save IEat_Loli when uni_at_lastation appears and send the creepy old man and IEat_Loli to the negative zone of nothingness to be together forever while whipping the sh*t out of alex and his pet T-Rex for trying to help IEat_Loli and drag them to R-18 Island where they were whipped mercilessly by the lolis there and then.....

Y0k41 shows up to save them!!
Except not really he's just jealous of the lolis' attention and shoves them aside in anticipation of a forbidden pleasure when...

all the wips broke. Turns out uni_at_lastation used them way to much...after that alex explained he wasn't trying to save iEat_loli, him returning at that point was just a coincidence. Seeing y0k41 alex says hi and then...

uni_at_lastation took out a electric whip and whip the sh*t out of them and ask the lolis to drip hot candle wax on their bare body and then....

alex tought that the "punishment" was getting kind of boring so he left the room along with his T-rex and y0k41 to go do some monster hunting, though they were still being wipped on the way out. Meanwhile...

uni_at_lastation feels bored all of a sudden and decided to go make a army out of girls who are based on the WW2 Japanese Navy fleet so she use her magic and summon Shimakaze and then....

from the summoning process ,shows iEat_Loli that is summoned instead of Shimakaze .Seen the enemy's troop he retreating to the north-west village where he can hide on the holy sky and flame dragons temple meanwhile

Alex and the T-rex are separated from y0k41. He decided to head towards noth-west village while alex and the T-rex decided to go to the Abyss. Along the way y0k41...

bump into a wounded angel-winged loli .After taking care of her, she woke up and said that north-west village was actually is one of the loli village and now in danger from the attack of wicked rap*st tentacle man and his troops .After knowing the condition y0k41 and angel-winged loli-chan head to north-west village to destroy him and on the way y0k41 meet ....

note : the holy sky and flame dragons temple + iEat_Loli aside :ahaha:

the cotton-candy loving tentacle monster-kun! After an extremely awkward reunion, tentacle monster-kun explains that rap*st tentacle man is his misfit son who he plans to punish for his wicked deeds. Together with their new companion, y0k41 and the angel-winged loli arrive at the northwest village to find...

so many victim already fallen .Advancing forward the party heard noisy battling sound ,once they arrived at the sound source there was a certain someone battling tentacle man and his troops .That someone is

alex, who had to leave T-rex with a medic because he got wonded in Abyss. y0k41 gets confused but then remembers that Abyss usually bends time. Suddenly alex borrows an incredible amount of power from his new friend, the B-rabbit named Oz. frightened by such power, tentacle man...

summons a magical rain that makes everyone's clothes melt...

even uni_at_lastation's clothes melt, angered by this action, she summons Genesic GaoGaiGar to do Goldion Crusher on tentacle man and any bad guys in the area to turn into light, excluding the lolis who were bathes by the holy light became pure hearted lolis angels and then....

P.S for those who dunno what I am talking about here:

from the light that start fading to normal two shadow barely can be seen ,then a shadow jump in the light speed and crushed Genesic GaoGaiGar .When all back to normal,the two shadow was kyuubei-chan and ....

note : here kyuubei-chan that i mean

iEat_loli, who had recently formed a contract in order to...

Defeat those who in his way  .Then from the sky a dragon comes flying and drop something big that was supposed-to-be-alex's-t rex .It seems that alex's pet fought with that dragon and lost because of the wound it had .Then iEat_Loli focus his killing intent to half-dead-but-still-fine tentacle man that poping out from rubble, then tentacle man's body glow and "your wish has been granted~" is what kyuubei-chan said



note : alex .... why me ?? :sweat:

and with the Pokémon evolution theme in the background, tentacle-man transforms into the most adorable loli with tentacles the world has ever seen

However, that is a trap! Having lost most of the will to fight alex backs away from the fight to give T-rex a proper burial when he suddenly comes back to life! Turns out his life is traped in the space time continuous, along with alex's soul, meaning no matter what they will still be back, even if they don't want to. Meanwhile someone falls for the loli tentacle trap! It is...

note: iEat_loli...no real reason, I just felt like it :sweat:

y0k41, who mistakes this be-tentacled loli(?) for Ika Musume! He pulls out a karaoke system from out of nowhere and starts blasting the theme song, singing it terribly alongside with the loli tentacle trap.

SHINRYAKU SHINRYAKU SHINRYAK-

Hearing a strange noise alex looks forward to find what one would call karaoke under normal circunstances. However the karaoke system started to send of powerfull radiation! Fearing the worse alex picks it up and with some help from B-rabbit he kicks it into outer space!

but with unknown way, that machine(?) entangle alex's leg with cables and along with it flying all the way to the outer space .meanwhile knowing the reason of the immortal-alex,someone is smirking and open a strange oval portal to find the trapped alex's soul to make him back to be mortal again .

Meanwhile y0k41 and tentacle loli trap-chan, who never let go of their microphones, finish their song and notice they are in outer space. Seeing their situation, they decide to sing the Galaxy Angel theme song next, when a mysterious lost technology appears and thuds into Alex, activating and.....

exploded them like a flashy explosion like Mahou Shoujo's .Unable to do anything y0k41 just stand frosting and just when the explosion about to hit them,tentacle loli trap-chan stand in front of y0k41 and act as his shield ."Thank you for the time we spent together...." was the last word spoken then the next moment

"NOOOOOoo I only knew her(?) for two songs!!!!" :cry: cries y0k41 as the light engulfs her(?) and he blacks out.
.....

He awakes alongside a mist-covered river, and a suspicious boat manned by a loli reaper offers to take him across.
He is confused by the sudden perspective switch, since y0k41 is obviously not the main protagonist here, when.....

uni_at_lastation appears and pay the loli reaper to not kill y0k41, once paid, the loli reaper sends both of them back to the mortal world and uni_at_lastation walks off like a boss towards the sunset and then........

while walking towards the sunset she finds alex's necklace in the middle of the ground. It is eanating a strange light but that doesn't catch her attention so she keeps moving forward. However the loli reaper, who was folowing both uni_at_lastation and y0k41 finds it interesting and picks it up from the ground, disapearing in the next second. Meanwhile, iEat_loli...

is unsure whether his wish has been granted. Still in thought, he bumps into one of uni_at_lastation's kanmusu and thinks about scrapping eating her, but

uni_at_lastation appears and give a evil stare down at iEat_loli so hard that he pisses his pants enough to fill a water tank to last for eternity and she walks away with her kanmusu hugging her happily while walking and then..........

a random missile hit uni and the group and land a direct him to uni that make her blasted of to land of the dead in an instant .

However the loli grim reaper said "It's not your time yet" so she sent her back to Earth realm. At the moment of teleportation she catched a glance of yet another hooded figure who had a familiar aura. Back on Earth, uni_at_lastation...

landed on a super nitro-hidrogen land mine and re-sent to the land of the dead passing the river

but the loli reaper was piss at iEat_loli for sending someone back to her so she took the soul of iEat_loli and drag him to 18 levels of hell and make uni_at_lastation the queen of hell but she refuse, saying "you got balls of every known metals on earth to be queen yourself" and walks towards the mortal world and then...

uni's body glow and from the bright light iEat_Loli's soul now in there instead of uni .Then iEat_Loli's soul wandering around and arrive at a big room with portals on them

but unfortunately they all lead to ascrutiating punishments...all expect one, that one lead to a universe where uni_at_lastation created the punishments herself! Feeling lucky he entered a portal and ended up in the uni_at_lastation's universe. Meanwhile y0k41...

is confused by these inter-dimensional shenanigans, gives up trying to understand them and embarks on a quest of self discovery with loli tentacle trap-kun. They stand by the roadside to hitchhike and they are approached by....

a falling meteor .Tentacle-kun sense a danger and took y0k41 move from that spot and a sec later a big explosion is happening and a big crater was created exactly where y0k41 and tentacle-kun was standing at before .when they take a look at it ,it was

actually not a meteor, but a person dressed as a grim reaper. The person then stood up, revealing it's identity. It is alex, whose soul was traped inside his necklace. When the loli grim reaper found out she took her soul and made him death's familiar. alex looks around for a while and then spots y0k41 and tentacle trap-kun. He waves them goodbye and disapears into thin air. Amazed by what just happened y0k41...

took a device out of the air and push random buttons and the device's beeping twice and "skill copied" was the only letter on the screen .Then y0k41 push some random button again and a flashy-but-cool looking portal appear below them and the moment after that they warped to

Australia. When they got there they were surprise to see alex slaying their government officials with his scythe. They got scared so they tried to hide but alex spoted them again. He explained that this was a request from the loli grim reaper "No country should censor lolis, if they do make them stop!" she said. So after making sure everyone was dead alex turned to y0k41 and loli tentacle trap-kun and entrusted them with Australia. Then alex vanished again. After taking down all the censorship laws y0k41...

took over the presidential and change that country now is aulolistralia .Meanwhile alex's warp system is bugged and he got lost on Opplanet the planet of watermelons .The anti-loli atmosphere damaging alex's mental and he slowy lost conciousness and collapse .While alex can't raise his head because he is in the verge of fainting he saw some shadow on the ground ."So this is the rumored loli-loli-reaper ?" said one of the shadow ,"Yes,he is the culprit behind the lolistralia accident on planet #1483712,with him got captured our problem left is that loli-beast"reply the other one .Suddenly alex heard another footstep and on the running pace ,"Captain,the Loli-beast is assaulting again .But now he managed to broke the prison and brought Linia with him .The good news is we heavily wounded him to the point he reverted to his human form ,and from our data base he is known as iEat_Loli "report the newly come shadow .
"Hmph, don't worry we will set team to capture him ,and bring this guy to the deepest prison and place heavy guard .We cannot afford to let him free, if not we will face a great danger "the shadow then bringdrag alex away and just before he fainted he heard voice "Hey,if you hear me i need you on my plan so stay in the prison till I recov--"and alex fainted

After some hours alex woke up in a prision. Even though he could easily escape due to his familiar abilities he wants to know the owner of the voice that reached him before fainting. So alex enters a dream like state to report to death itself. Death was not happy that alex got captured but it ordered him to wait for new orders. Meanwhile, in lolistralia...

y0k41 and loli trap-kun were out sightseeing, looking for kangaroos and flushing toilets to see if they really did drain counter-clockwise. Then, passing by the beach, y0k41 saw a beautiful scene of swimsuit lolis as far as the eye can see and-  :hayatenb: :hayatenb: causing loli trap-kun to.....

waterfall-nosebleed and in a short moment there was a nosebleed pool around them .On the other view, iEat_Loli fully recovered thanks to Linia and now contacting alex ."hei, it's me again .The plan is like this.....

after hearing what he had in mind alex thought if it was okay for him to go along with it, but then he got an order from death-sama so he didn't have a choice. He broke out from his prision, using his scythe to clear a path. After escaping...

he felt someone is following him, when he turn around

He saw....

(http://i.imgur.com/wjfSgb5.gif)


and then.............

after loading what reaction he must show, alex pick the face-plant(i dont know if this the correct term and just for note this is not face-palm) .After regaining his sense he come close to her then ....


note : uni, rly u're surprising me with that pic :sweat:

He saluted Saber and her lion ( º.º)7
After a quick chat they both went on their seperate ways. Meanwhile...

note: Actually I think it's a nice pic :thumbup:

iEat_loli's situation....

(http://i.imgur.com/ZdMcip6.gif)

and then

things quickly started escalating in a weird direction....
(http://i.minus.com/iLtRzfyPP8krU.jpg)
followed by...

the cameo of mew-mew-watermelon-100kg-squid-san the loli hater and its troops from Opplanet

Suddenly, a huge hurricane came out of nowhere and blew everyone into different places. Meanwhile, things were going well in lolistralia. y0k41 and loli tentacle-kun...

note: it's getting confusing...

had recovered, but Y0k41 was still entranced by the lolis and loli tentacle-kun started getting jealous. :shout: so (s)he? struck a pose that only traps can get away with and:
(ecchi) causing y0k41 to faint again and everyone else to...

You're only starting to get confused now?  :sweat:

try and keep it togheter, or else they would fall victims of the trap! Meanwhile, on uni_at_lastation's side...

she prepared anti-trap troops and mobilize at once to eradicate all traps

note : what about reset the story ?? OmegamonX can do it with ease :ahaha:

Loli tentacle trap-kun is now in serious danger, so y0k41...

Note: Hm...we kind of have things going in a weird direction. Let's keep going, at least for a while

Was suddenly sent back to the past. Faced on an unknown street, he sees a confused upper-half shark and lower-half human creature running around. Steeling his resolve, he tried to ask the shark-person-thing the current date...

Note: Refer to the 1st page, 2nd post if you want to know the exact date.  :h-awsum:


Sorry, but combo-breaking is one of my forte  :kyube:

but when the shark creature pulled out his cellphone to check, he is suddenly interrupted by a call from...

an unknown person. He said "get the fuck out of there!" and then the line went dead. A few seconds later a team of loli Mahou Shoujo's...after a while they kind of went they're separate ways. After taking a stroll around the area y0k41 ran into a confused alex. When he tried to say hello to him a hole in the space time continuous appeared and sucked alex to an unknown place. Meanwhile, on the half shark half human side...

note:Damn combo breaker...oh well, time to change the past I guess

After getting the call, the shark-person thing immediately ran at full speed. Without the shark-person thing, the loli mahou shoujo's went to M*donalds to get something to eat. On y0k41's side, he...

was still trying to figure out how the hell he travelled back in time, but since he wasn't sure he could do it alone he tried to figure out what had happened to alex. Turns out he was never human to begin with, he just didn't know it. However he was now changed from whatever he was to death's familiar. While thinking about it a huge burrito fell right in front of y0k41. Looking up he saw...

Not sure if it's a good idea...they might come out if I do

...pantsu. Magnificent, blue striped pantsu. From a loli giantess wearing a skirt and light top. Towering above the city, she had just clumsily dropped her burrito and was on the verge of crying. :ohshi..:

Inevitably....

The loli mahou shoujos that accidently saw the event by the M*donalds's window get in to action .

note : now this is confused me :sweat:

Wtih their powers they lifted the burrito from the ground and into the loli giant hand's. Filled with joy...

note: basically we went back in time, to the very begining of our history...and that's pretty much it I guess

The giant loli exploded into 100 mini-versions of the giant loli. Meanwhile, Kuro with a new eroge in hand, was about to change the person-shark thing(The upper part human, lower part shark) into a loli and proceed with the RAEP. A voice suddenly told y0k41 to...

together with alex joining Kuro

But y0k41 struggled to resist the voice, and during his internal conflict a fanatic old pirate hallucinated Kuro as his arch nemesis whale and shot his harpoon at him, which...

blocked by one of Kuro's comrade that is

was now headed towards y0k41. Suddenly a voice said "It's not your time yet..." and right after that alex came out of nowhere and blocked the harpoon with his whole body. While fading away to some other place he took the eroge from Kuro's hands saying "You are better than this" and then disapeared.
In shock, y0k41...

decided to solve the mystery of who this mysterious voice was that kept on interfering with his life. He was a terrible detective and somehow concluded that it was Gordon Freeman, when...

he suddenly saw a velociraptor mounted on a big ass mountain lion, while holding dinamite and an SMG running away from chuck noris, who was eating a big ass taco. Scared by this strange sight...

casting a barrier spell around and

...Trapping himself inside his barrier together with the velociraptor and chuck norris. The loli necromancer suddenly appeared behind y0k41 and whispered...

"50 on the velociraptor." Y0k41 thought for a second and replied, "50 on Alex," then they placed their bets on the table, got out the popcorn and watched to see who would come out alive.

The ferocious brawl began, blows were exchanged at supersonic speed, and the inside of the barrier was clouded up from all the dust kicked into the air. The dust settled, and the one who emerged victorious was....

no one,they mistook the dust-cloud as a person .when the dust disappear a giant hole was created .Then the decide to

Fill it up as requested by the loli necromancer. While working, y0k41 became aware of the necromancer. "She's really beautiful when she's quiet" floated on his head. Then...

the loli necromancer is appeared out of nowhere and said "My little sister is in trouble,go help her at the dragons temple .There you will meet someone that will surprised you" then she disappear leaving y0k41 in confusion .After 3 days journey y0k41 arrived and is welcomed by a half-dragon man then he spoke "This is me iEat_Loli, remember ?" then two more shadow popping out that is the dragon mistress and ....

past loli tentacle trap-kun! However y0k41 was afraid of creating a time paradox so closed the mask on his helmet and made his voice sound deeper to disguise himself. Then he greeted everyone and asked iEat_Loli about the loli necromancer's little sister, and also added that he should be careful around cannons and armed loli defense forces in the future.

IEat_Loli responded by...

pointing at a closed metal door. Behind the door was the loli necromancer's little sister, but she had pass out for some reason. While checking if she was still breathing...

"She was sick, and only her sister knew how to cure her" now y0k41 know why loli necromancer sent him here but then a question rise on his head why loli necromancer not come here by herself instead of sent him here .Then the entire building shake and a little green dragon come in and said "This is bad,the volcano suddenly active and at this rate we will burried by magma" the entire room suddenly silent and "we will get out of here" iEat_Loli command the green dragon to issue the escape ."Our destination is...."

"...Portugal" They flew all the way around the globe and finally figured out where it was. They landed near a quiet village and tried to figure out how to get the sick girl to the loli necromancer. "That won't be necessary" Suddenly alex apeared in his grim reaper form carrying the loli necromancer on his back. Turns out the dragon landed in alex's hometown. The loli necromancer took out some pills, mixed them with a glass of water and gave them to her sister. After a while...

the dragon mistress opened her eyes and said "are ? Where am i ?" then iEat_Loli said "dunno i just know this far from the temple" sighing the mistress said "haah~ you're s- heeeeh nee-chan what are you doing here ? did iEat_loli making a problem again ?" then the necromancer spoke ......

"Thank you for taking care of my sister. iEat_Loli always causes trouble, but that's not why we're here." She points to an ominous cave with a strange mist spilling out of it. "Inside of that cave is the evil spirit that's making lolis around the world sick. We need to stop it, but it'll take a lot of work to defeat it."

The party enters the caverns, and y0k41 takes the vanguard with a torch to light the way. Necromancer loli felt at home in the dark, but everyone else kept bumping into things and stepping on each other's shoes.
"Waaa someone keeps stepping on me!!" said imouto necromancer.
"But I thought you were at the back?"
Then they turned around and saw a pack of ferocious.....

wild dogs

note :

Seeing the dogs iEat_loli took out a few snacks from god knows where and threw them at the dogs. They are now iEat_loli's companions!
Meanwhile alex switched places with y0k41, so the grim reaper was now leading the way. After some time they finaly reached...

note:

a place with several doors(?) and loli necromancer move closer to a certain door with label "Don't enter" and when she reaching the door iEat_Loli shout "Noooooooooooo don't op-" it was too late. loli necromancer and several other going inside only to discover....

note :

edit : giving the "note" above spoiler

A tsundere demon overlord in the middle of a bath! "Kyaaah!" she yelled as she tried to cover herself, shooting a giant demon lazer beam that just barely missed loli necromancer :ohshi..: and nailed y0k41 in the face/eyeball.  :punch:


Then she angrily flew out (with a towel to cover her) with "I-I won't forgive you for peeking!" and began chanting a high-level destructive spell :curse:...

"We are fucked!" said iEat_loli, and alex replyed "No we're not"
He quickly moved behind the overlord. "I'm sorry about this" and with a complex set of moves he knocked her out.
The grim reaper quickly covered her body with the towel. "What now? I mean I know she's a demon and all but we can't just leave her here like this..."
Then y0k41 woke up and said...

"Trap. shape-change ability detected"

After hearing this everyone assumed battle poses and loked around, until everyone was facing the still sleeping demon overlord "No way..." said the loli necromancer, and iEat_loli said "I'll check it out"
He aproached her carefully, and when he was just one step away from her...

"I knew it I can't do it" then he walk back to the rear of the team then

the dragon empress, aka loli necromancer's little sister, woke the demon overlord. They had a nice chat and became good friends, so she decided to introduce her to everyone when suddenly...

She bring out pop corns for everyone out of nowhere

and they open another random door and walk into a movie screening of...

BL

And it was something like this:   and everyone stood in horror (except loli trap kun and tsundere overlord :tring:) and couldn't react. :shocked:
Then, they shuffled out of the theater only to discover that...

alex was using is scythe to tear up the very essence of the movie! It was over in less than 2 seconds and he said "Now you won't hurt anyone ever again...". After alex had finally calmed down he regrouped with everyone. Then they heard a sound coming from one of the nearby rooms. The demon overlord said "Oh, it's my phone!" and ran away. Once everyone catched up tp her...

she clap her hand and a theater-sized lcd screen drop down from the ceiling(?) and it's 4 of them and a suround sounds system placed nicely near the lcd screen and the screen began to become bright and 3....2...1....the movie start and the movie title is "alex embarassing picture ever"
"wha-"cannot finish his sentence alex froze on the spot and tsundere demon lord said "that is the lesson for ruining my film ! and it seems I accidentially made him frozen that means ..... no threat
she clapped her hand again and the movie change to .....

"Everyone's most embarassing pictures ever!" and then everyone froze!
Unfortunatelly for the tsundere demon lord the movie theater system stoped working right when the film was about to start...
With nothing to do she de-frozed everyone, while apologysing. The loli-necromancer was very disapointed cause she wanted to see the movie. While claping her hands she...

call out "cola" and cola for everyone .
"ah thanks I was thirsty" said

the loli necromancer, who completely forgot about the movie...
without much to do the demon overlord pulled a demonstation 3 and a giant plasma out of nowhere. "Let's play soe Kombat Mortal!" So she started making the teams.
The teams where: alex and y0k41; iEat_loli and loli trap kun; demon overlord and loli necromancer... and because the loli necromancer's little sister is a nation champion she will be the one who will fight the winning team.
Without knowing, all the players abilities were transfered to their charecters and they started the game!

The first move belonged to the overlord's team so they...

are versus alex and y0k41 but because they can't defeat alex team she summon a scythe and hit it to the demonstation but a message pop out "Immortal Object" and the scythe sent flying because the impact and almost hit .....

iEat_loli, who was enjoying some popcorns while the others were distracted. Having lost his cool, iEat_loli activates his special skill and aims it at the demon overlord's team! His special skill his...

ecchi loli beam!! Which tears through cloth but stops just before things become 18+  :hayatenb:. However, Maou(demon overlord) used her maou beam which crashed into it, making them deflect and combine into an ultra ecchi beam, which hit loli tentacle trap-kun causing...

to turn into ecchi loli .
but some of the mixed beam still flying in the air all around the place and hit the girls that make them to

cosplay in sukumizu + nekomimi and/or bunny ears?!?! :surprised: :love:

By this point, the big bad boss of the dungeon was getting impatient and wondering what was taking us so long to attack him, so he crawled out of his lair and stood in confusion from seeing the sukumizu loli's and ecchi trap(?) engaging in a battle royale with the other guys. :saiyan: :ballcatch:

Then he shrugged and...

alex used his grim reaper abilities to teleport behind him. And with one swing of his scythe, the Justice's blade, he finished the game boss. After a notification saying that alex and y0k41 had won the game, everyone went to search for something to do. After some minutes they saw a sukumizu loli's and ecchi trap(?) walking around, but it wasn't loli tentacle kun. alex and iEat_loli were like"Oh shit" and then...